Ïîä äóëîì ïèñòîëåòà îêàçàëàñü áðèãàäà "ñêîðîé ïîìîùè", ïðèåõàâøàÿ ïî âûçîâó ê æèòåëüíèöå Ñàðàòîâà, ó êîòîðîé áûë ñåðäå÷íûé ïðèñòóï. Ìåäèêè ÷åì-òî íå ïðèãëÿíóëèñü ïüÿíîìó ñîæèòåëþ áîëüíîé. Óâèäåâ íàïðàâëåííûé íà íåãî ïèñòîëåò, ôåëüäøåð "ñêîðîé" áðîñèëñÿ íàóòåê, à âðà÷, íàîáîðîò, ïîïûòàëñÿ îòîáðàòü îðóæèå. Ïîçæå ñâîé ïîñòóïîê äîêòîð îáúÿñíèë òåì, ÷òî ïîáîÿëñÿ: ïüÿíèöà ìîæåò êîãî-íèáóäü ðàíèòü èëè óáèòü. Ìåäèêó óäàëîñü îòíÿòü ó íåãî ïèñòîëåò, êîòîðûé îêàçàëñÿ ïíåâìàòè÷åñêèì. Ñêðóòèëè õóëèãàíà ìèëèöèîíåðû, êîòîðûõ âûçâàë âîäèòåëü "ñêîðîé ïîìîùè".
