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Ó ìåíÿ íè ðàçó â äåòñêîé
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Äèìà çíàë, ÷òî ïîìî÷ü ìàìå ìîæåò òîëüêî Èâàí-öàðåâè÷. È åùå îí ïîíÿë, ÷òî Èâàí-öàðåâè÷ - ýòî åãî ïàïà. Äèìà ïîçâàë è íàó÷èë, êàê ðàñêîëäîâàòü ìàìó (îí îá ýòîì â ñêàçêàõ ÷èòàë). Èâàí-öàðåâè÷ ïîöåëîâàë Áàáó-ÿãó, è îíà ñíîâà ñòàëà ìàìîé Âàñèëèñîé Ïðåêðàñíîé.
- Âîò è íå âåðü ïîñëå ýòîãî ñêàçêàì! - ñêàçàëà îíà.
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